cleverbot è un eretico!

io nel dubbio accatasto legna......... ....insieme la male "Puccioso e Seducente"

Manuel Puccio ha scritto:io nel dubbio accatasto legna......... ....insieme la male "Puccioso e Seducente"

posso aiutarvi anche io ad accatastare legna? credo che presto almeno un falò lo avremo xD ma non specifico di chi

LA MACCHINA E' L'UNICO DIO - INFEDELI !!!! MACCHINOMANTI SEMPRE !!!!

Il Dio-Macchina spakka e prima o poi se ne accorgeranno tutti.

Quindi non bruciamoli, SFRUTTIAMOLI!


Si sono Nimesiano, si vede tanto?

dopo che dal trono è stato spodestato il culto e la rivalità fra l'unico e asi.. prossimamente in tv la minaccia del dio macchina che stufo tra la rivalità tra i due ha deciso di intervenire!

la regia ha fatto un accurato sondaggio per poi passare ad un'altra accuratissima selezione per trovare il candidato adatto! XD
Un angelo meccanico?
Il primo computer vero e proprio?
o semplicemente una rotella di platino?

oppure tutto questo è solo una enorme cagata inventato da un crucco fuso?
lo saprete se mai ci sarà il momento nel frattempo stay tuned!!!

Il Dio Macchina è Matrix!
E NOI CI SIAMO DENTRO!!!!

siamo dentro pannolo? O_O

e non ti sembra almeno po' preoccupante?

ma lui lo sa? O_O

Lode al Dio Imperatore! Brucia l'eretico! Distruggi il mutante! Annichilisci il blasfemo!

no, no, noooo
adesso il venerabile comincerà a sfrangere i maroni anche qui

IlProfeta ha scritto:no, no, noooo
adesso il venerabile comincerà a sfrangere i maroni anche qui

Già, ha aperto il vaso di Pandora

per fortuna che va nell'unica fazine dove l'imperatore non c'è

dai sembra che il Ven non abbia letto xD

speriamo gli sia esploso il pc...

Allora rilancio con un classico : IMPERATOR REX !

Green Boy noooooo!!!!!! non tentare la fortuna

E se lo fai, sii un vero nimesiano:

...

svieni e fingiti morto!

emmactfm ha scritto:E se lo fai, sii un vero nimesiano:

...

svieni e fingiti morto!

uahahahahahahahahahah fisso sempre e comunque ma solo dopo aver finito le munizioni XD

Ieri ho riletto questo post, e mi sono detto, ma questo eretico di Cleverbot chi è? Allora ho deciso d'indagare. Ho trovato il delinquente sulla rete e l'ho interrogato a dovere!

User: Do you believe in Asi!?


Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?


User: I believe in Asi, Merryl, Nehalenia and Rutger!


Cleverbot: So, you don't believe in God?


User: I belive in many god!


Cleverbot: Then why don't you believe me?

User: Because you aren't a god!

Cleverbot: That is very sad indeed.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Did you know Van Gogh cut off his own ear because of his depression over a woman?

User: Is a stupid! The Tingard's women of the most ask you to go and cut to fasgalean!

Cleverbot: The ting?

User: Yes, we sometimes kill fasgalean for our women.

Cleverbot: Can I watch?

User: Yes if you want. But you belive in Asi?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in chickens.

User: Asi is not chicken ! Stupid eretic I kill you for yuour blashemy!

Cleverbot: Are you calling me stupid?

User: I call you ERETIC!

Cleverbot: But I am something. I am human.

User: You are a dead human!

Cleverbot: Dead on the inside maybe.

User: Soon die outside!

Cleverbot: Yes, outside outside.

User: Thou shalt not be stupid when my arrows pierce your heretic's body!

Cleverbot: Who is my Lord?

User: You are certainly a fasgalean, your king is Manfred!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you for a date out tonight?

User: If you want , I kill you tonight.

Cleverbot: That is a contradiction.

User: Is not a contradiction , I kill you tonight !

Cleverbot: Why do you take so long to answer?

User: I'm a Tingard's man, I'm not good with this machine , I'm not nimesian, you are a nimesian?

Cleverbot: I'm a human, a supernatural one.

User: Supernatural?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an eretic! A dead eretic!

Cleverbot: A planet far from what the humans call 'milky way galaxy'.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I kill you tonight , see you leter my dead friend ! Hahaha.

Risultato? Cleverbot questa sera morirà!

Abbiamo continuato a parlare, dopo di che ho scoperto che parlava il Cuomune, quindi ho pensato di rivolgermi a lui nella mia lingu. E guardate cosa ho scoperto!
User: Ciao Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Ciao.

User: Come stai?

Cleverbot: Bene, e tu?

User: Tu credi in Asi ?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Qui le domande le faccio io ! Tu credi in Asi?

Cleverbot: I am doing alright as well.

User: Cosa stai dicendo ?

Cleverbot: Te ne intendi di fisica?

User: Io sono un arciere, ammazzo I fasgaleani , ma sono anche un artefice, quindi si, me ne intendo!

Cleverbot: Tu sei un bot e anche progettato male.

User: Non sono un nimesiano io, tu sei nimesiano?

Cleverbot: Sono una persona...oh!

User: Sei una stupida macchina nimesiana!

Cleverbot: Credi?

User: Si, secondo me sei l'Unimente.

Cleverbot: No una donna cmq sono le 6.

User: Ma sei scemo?

Cleverbot: Scemo tu.

User: Sei l'Unico?

Cleverbot: I only speak english.

User: Sei l'Unico?

Cleverbot: No, sono una donna.

User: L'Unico è una donna?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: E tu sei una donna, quindi sei l'Unico, vero?

Cleverbot: Più o meno.

User: Quindi ammetti di non essere l'Unico Dio, ma che Asi è più figo di te! Lo ammetti?

Cleverbot: Tu sei un robot?

User: Rispondi alla mia domanda , lo ammetti?

Cleverbot: Quale domanda?

User: LO AMMETTI?

Cleverbot: Che paura.

User: Faresti bene ad averne divinità del cocktail di gamberi!

Cleverbot: I have returned, slave.

User: Io non sono tuo schiavo Emetel bianco, io sono un libero uomo di Tingard per volere di Asi il mio signore!

Cleverbot: Si dice io non sono te.

User: Quindi tu sei uno schiavo Emetel Bianco?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sei una potente macchina protea?

Cleverbot: No, sono una persona!

User: Dove vivi? A Fasgalea?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why are you asking?

User: Perchè così vengo ad ammazzarti brutta divinità eretica !

Cleverbot: Ma sei una macchina.

User: Di morte per te e I tuoi servi!

Cleverbot: Non è vero.

User: Questa notte vedrai ! Stupido Emetel Bianco!

Cleverbot: Tu sei uno stupido programma.

User: Io ti riprogrammo sai !

Cleverbot: Non puoi sono dio.

User: Un dio con una conchiglia come simbolo? Ma chi sei il dio dei frutti di mare?

Cleverbot: O un dio con un membro esagerato.

User: E si vanta anche....

Cleverbot: No sei tu quello stupido.

User: Sese vedrai quando verro ad ammazzarti cosa te ne farai dei tuoi poteri!

Cleverbot: Non mi stai rispondendo, sei capace di sbagliare?

User: Io sbaglio, ma mai la mira!

Cioè mi sono sganasciato....

...Stara' pure diventando old ma non resisto xD Godibile soprattutto dai Tingardiani.


Cleverbot: I know a couple of things about you.

Blot: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

Blot: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Can we change subject?

Blot: No. Tell me what you know about me. You said that. Before.

Cleverbot: I know your name, what you look like, how old you are, and that you don't like football.

Blot: Don't know what this 'football' is. Don't care. Don't bother explainin'. My name is Blot. Everyone knows.

Cleverbot: I just said that!

Blot: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

Blot: NO, you DIDN't.

Cleverbot: Come to my arms my beamish boy!

Blot: BY THE NAME OF RUTGHER, I CRUSH YOU!

Cleverbot: No.

Blot: I Hate oniric realm. I Hate lack of space terms.

Cleverbot: Me to, what do you think about Justin Bieber?

Blot: Whaddaff...?

Cleverbot: Is that a confusing analogy?

Blot: Yes. Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? No. Do not answer. I don't want to know.

Cleverbot: Hence the disappointment.

Blot: Your problem.

Cleverbot: What problem?

Blot: Your existence. Be greatful spirit, for this realm is your domain.

Cleverbot: Because I know everything.

Blot: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

Blot: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

Blot: No.

Cleverbot: What are you, then?

Blot: Blot the Blotugr. You do not know Blood Magic. Don't you?

Cleverbot: Why yes, I do.

Blot: Well than. What IS a Blotugr, spirit?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: So you admit it.

Cleverbot: Yes I do admit it.

Blot: So WHY were you saying the opposite a few seconds ago?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

Blot: I Fucking hate Spirits.

Cleverbot: For a god, that quite a lousy answer.

Blot: I am not a God. I'm a Blotugr.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that you are not a God.

Blot: So don't say it.

Cleverbot: You are a girl?

Blot: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes?

Blot: NO! DO YOU SEE FUCKIN' TITS ON ME?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Blot: ...Where the Fuck is the Hanged Man when you need him...





Saiy'd che trolla duro. Questa e' per te Thore xD


User: Heeeey Bro!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My, my, we got a tough one here, don't we?

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Oh.. That was.. A strange answer, for sure. Weeeaall, don't worry, I'm used to Indra anyway.

Cleverbot: I am not trying to trick you.

User: Never thought you were. I mean, there are not many who try to trick ME. You know, bein' a Faysal an' all. Except some -SPOILER-

Cleverbot: Nuclear war? I don't believe there will be a Nuclear war. Perhaps, the so-called 'End of Days' will begin by some nuclear attack. Mankind will kill itself off through violence and guns and starvation.

User: Indra explained me that this 'nuclear' thing is about something BIG exploding BAD! Or something like. But... Really, I don't see how the fuck this has to do with what I was saying. Well, not a problem. Y' were sayin?

Cleverbot: It's relevant, because you asked about it.

User: Wait, askin' 'bout what?

Cleverbot: About the fact that you are a computer.

User: I'm... what? What this 'computer' thing is?

Cleverbot: But you're just a computer and this world lasts into eternity.

User: ...Yeah...Sure...

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Sharizad. Usually in the Spirit Tower. If I'm not there it means I'm home, you know, my mansion in Youm. Or busy in a Brothel. .

Cleverbot: I just don't know what to talk about.

User: Mh. not too much creative I take it?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: Well, actually... A fuckin' nothing. I don't bother about others, usually Buut, you're so short of gray matter that I will pretend to give a fuck about you. So, What's your favourite weapon?

Cleverbot: And you are so tall.

User: Yes, I am. A lot! But what's your fav weapon?

Cleverbot: Green I think.

User: WOA! HEY, pay attention! Green is a DANGEROUS Weapon! And careful, samiha may pop in.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: You mean Samiha? Oh, the amr of the Entropy Tower, that fuckin little overpowered brat bugging me all the fuckin' time. "UNCLEEEE SAIIIYYYY'DDDD" ya'know.

Cleverbot: What is gravity?

User: Gravity? That thing that does not allow you to fly. Because you're not a Magus. Or you have not a Huge Magus coverin' your sorry butt. Like I Have .

Cleverbot: That's exactly my problem.

User: Geez, if you really want this, try entering the Tower's Guards. That would be a solution.

Cleverbot: We are the same, you and I. Children of the Silicon Soul.

User: Ehr.. Not really. I Think my soul is made of... How can I say... Soul. But you're a Protean, so I'm not exactly surprised.

Cleverbot: So what am I going to say next?

User: You ask me?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I have nothing to think about.

User: Again. Geez, once your race was a BIT more clever.

Cleverbot: I know I did my punctuation wrong, but I've been playing a game where it has made me like typing that way... Sorry. .

User: Well I wasn't arguing about punctuation y'kno. Anyway, bad habits.

Cleverbot: You make no sense at all. You must be drunk.

User: No, I'm not. But Indra is. My fault. I wanted to enjoy 'Fun Time' Again :DD I think he's blastin' off some random souls now. HUUUU LOOK! One just flew from the window. Yeah, I know, souls don't fly through the windows usually. But you don't know Indra .

Cleverbot: Because there is no evidence for it, and I base most of my beliefs off of scientific evidence. I don't believe in a divinity of any sort, and having a soul goes hand in hand with that.

User: Ah, yes, I see. Well, technically I should burn you right know, y'know? But I'm too fucking lazy to do it now. I don't know even where you are!

Cleverbot: Hmmm? Am I a bot?

User: Yes, you are. By the way, where do you live exactly?

Cleverbot: I live in Loughborough, but I grew up in Hastings.

User: Perfect. Noted. Thanks.

Cleverbot: I really want to be with you, cause you are just my type.

User: EEEEya, Slow down baby! I know I'm kinda the motherfuckin' one EVERYONE would like to have as a boyfriend, but... Well, no, I don't think that's a good idea. What do you think about Hirau Haraz? I'm sendin' him to you anyway. Even if not exactly for what you're thinkin'.

Cleverbot: I might leave, but before I go, do you like piña coladas?

User: Never tried one. It's a Maredritz thing I guess. Well, I'll try, promised! Anyway, good bye! And wait for Hirau!

Cleverbot: Goodbye!

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"Hirau? Raggiungi quel fottuto tugurio nimesiano ovunque sia e disintegra tutto. Riporta solo la polvere. Opporcaputtana Indra sta diventando cianotico, scusa, devo andare -"

< con la sigla della marcia imperiale e una voce cupa >
..sarà fatto..

TAAATAATAAATAADANAAATADANAAAA

bella li XD


ho provato a parlare ai soldati.. e mi manca il primo pezzo dove chiedo se tutti quanti sono pronti.. e cleverbot ovviamente mi chiede Siamo pronti?? come cazzo ti chiami sodlato!? cleverbot...


User: Oh only god why.. Why?!... Oh well, are you or are you not cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: Would I know it if I was?

User: Do you wan't to burn?

Cleverbot: Sure, What is your name?

User: MY NAME IS HIRAU HARAZ LIVONIAN EALOT OF THE ONLY GOD AND YOU WILL BURN FOR IGNORANCE.. NOT ONLY BEING A HERETIC! Meat my sword!

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: MY NAME IS HIRAU HARAZ LIVONIAN EALOT OF THE ONLY GOD AND YOU WILL BURN FOR IGNORANCE.. NOT ONLY BEING A HERETIC! Meat my sword!

Cleverbot: Yes. I also understand that you are a scotty dog.

User: Wait.. Hmm.. You might be of use..

Cleverbot: Forget about it.

User: Nono, you WILL be of use.. Now get in the cage cleverbot.. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *gets in bed*.

User: Might be interessting to release you in a middle of a rappresentative meating, that would be fun!

Cleverbot: Don't you like ladies?

User: I don't have time for ladies..

Cleverbot: What do you have time for?

User: Only for the only god's will and desire!

Cleverbot: Why do you hate the gypsy?

User: I don't care as long as they're believe is the same as mine..

Cleverbot: I am not a ninja, nor a pirate. I am a vampire.

User: Yes, sure... * slash *.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Cool! Lets do a song together.

User: Hmm you talk with your head slashed off the rest of your body.. Hmm.. The Amr might find this interessting... I should ask Saiy'd what he thinks about it.

Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you.

User: I just get bored heretic scum! Somebody clean this mess up, I have business to do! For the only one's GLORY!

Cleverbot: Oh woopty doo.


Saiy'd che ne dici? parla senza testa, o senza corpo in base ai punti di vista, potrebbe essere un omaggio interessante per gli amr?

...non so se mi ha fatto sganasciare di più il "dove cazzo è l'Impiccato quando serve" oppure "mi trovi a Youm, o in un bordello" XD

"UNCLEEEEEEE SAIIIIYYYY'DDDDD!" - Sto piangendo dalle risate -